Hello, hello,

WORK NEWS
What to say, I guess I get to tell you, my non-sleeping powers are going to finally be put to use, for now on I will be pulling all nighters at the office, its cool, I get to watch TV. superstar was on last night and I somehow ended up helping the carpet cleaners. . . WELCOME TO FIRE SEASON, honestly I’m glad to be here, got my locker ready with sleepwear, pillow, blanket, toothbrush toothpaste, face wipes, Chap Stick and deodorant.
And I am so happy to announce the co-worker I constantly bitch about is quitting her last day is the 16th I can’t wait to kick her useless ass out the door. She only made me and my other coworkers do more work, which isn’t right. Fire season feels a little early usually it doesn’t start until July, but all the chiefs are rushing to get burning done. I also bought a coloring book to keep me up on those long nights but I need colored pencils . . . any suggestions on good colored pencils because I am a serious colorer. Thank god for the Nintendo DS.

PERSONAL NEWS
So my car is still in the shop, sound like it will be back soon and the allergy treatments are going well, and my skin is clearing up(which is a pleasant surprise). My brother had his prom last night and he won prom king . . . but I keep calling him prom queen(…its disturbing my mother). He was mad, but then thought it was stupid so he just accepted it and moved on. He’ll be 18 may 13. ARGH! Nothing new has really happened except I’ll get my AA (general education) this coming December. I don’t plan on anymore school after that. (shame on me)

CELEB NEWS

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer Get Cozy Poolside- it makes my eyes hurt

Jenna Bush & Henry Hager Wed in Texas- congrats . . . *vomit*

Nick & Mariah's Wedding Bling: A Closer Look- HELL NO!

Attorneys: Hulk Hogan's Son 'Took Responsibility'- HELL YA!

Michelle Duggar Pregnant with 18th Child- Big whoop, my boss bob-ert (his name is Robert but he looks like a bob, but more sophisticated) has an aunt who was one out of 21 kids

Model: Lindsay Lohan Stole My Stuff, Too!- not surprised

Heidi & Spencer 'Entertain in Every Aspect of Their Lives'- they lie